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my friend did this to my fucking calculator and i don’t know how to fucking change it back and he won’t tell me and i have an exam tomorrow i’m 800% done
When your friends come to you for advice:
“good… good, you’ve come to the right place.”
(Source: xxcoolstorybroxx)
- math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probability his mom's name is leslie
- history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
- literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
- physics test: the aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
